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“What a Chimpanzee is,” by T.F. Grundle, Primatologist

A chimpanzee is a big, fat, hairy, mean jerk!

I was just trying to do some research at the zoo, and the second I start making him sit in the chair for a proper discussion, he starts wapping me all over with his stupid, mean fists.

I HATE chimpanzees now!

He was being SUCH a jerk so I hit him back. It’s only fair, DUH!

And then he BIT me!

I HATE chimpanzees now and I don’t ever want to see one ever again for as long as I live!

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