A chimpanzee is a big, fat, hairy, mean jerk!
I was just trying to do some research at the zoo, and the second I start making him sit in the chair for a proper discussion, he starts wapping me all over with his stupid, mean fists.
I HATE chimpanzees now!
He was being SUCH a jerk so I hit him back. It’s only fair, DUH!
And then he BIT me!
I HATE chimpanzees now and I don’t ever want to see one ever again for as long as I live!