Watergate was a bad thing. Be bothered.
Some asshole in London.
The union of sperm cell and egg is, by nature, the most sublime partnership known to man and animal.
This is how life is able to be.
It is Yin and Yang.
If we eat chicken eggs for breakfast, shan’t we wash it down with rooster cum?
If you think “Don’t mince your turds” is a fake phrase, then you are a turd-mincer.
1. You Won’t BELIEVE which celebs are related to Abe Lincoln! (CLICK HERE!)
2. You Won’t BELIEVE that Abe Lincoln has DNA! (I guess)
The doorbell inspector.
“Christ, God, Leave me alone!”